Sorry not sorry.

Hi everyone

Do you like the photo of me hiding under the decking? That was taken when I was a baby and mummy says that was a sure sign of things to come.
I've always been a mischievous little dog, did I tell you about the time I stuck my head through a barbed wire fence to say hello to some goats? Well, unfortunately I scratched myself on the barbed wire but I didn't cry, even though I bled a little bit. Mummy was none the wiser, but a couple of days later when she was brushing me, she became hysterical and rushed me to the vets. Apparently she thought I had a terrible growth, but the vet just laughed and told mummy "it's only a scab" which she then flicked off with her finger. Daddy wasn't quite so amused as that scab cost him sixty pounds.

This week I've had a couple of accidents, the first was when I was helping daddy in the garden, we were treating the fence and I thought I'd get my face right in amongst it, I was luminous green, that took some scrubbing I can tell you.

Then at the weekend we went for a lovely country walk and I found some delicious, bite size crab apples. I'd scoffed a couple down before mummy even realised what I was eating and gave me a good telling off. I didn't know what all the fuss was about until around 2am the following morning when I had to wake daddy up because I was desperate for a poo. As if that wasn't bad enough, I was very sick too and spent the next day on the armchair feeling very sorry for myself (but not that sorry because I'll probably do it again.)

And guess what, you know I love paddling, well this week I got a bit carried away chasing a stick downstream and before I knew it, I was out of my depth and actually swimming, aren't I a clever boy.

Well, I'll have to love and leave you because I have to take bunny rabbit out for a walk. See you next week. Be good and if you can't be good, be careful.

Love and woofs
Dino xxxxxx