What's A Pee Between Friends.


Hi everyone,

Well, we've just got back from the beach and what a difference a week makes! This time last week, mummy and I were sunbathing on our blanket, today it was blowing up a hoolie, so we've come home to snuggle.


We had a rather unfortunate situation this week I'm sorry to report. Mummy was cleaning our garage door and I was sitting on our drive, watching the world go by and minding my own business, when our next door neighbour pulled up and out jumped Marley and Scrooge, the cocker spaniels. They had the audacity to charge straight through the front door and into my house. Scrooge headed straight for my basket, but worse than that, Marley piddled on the rug. Mummy was oblivious because she was talking to our neighbour, so I had to take charge and chase the two mutts out. I was so angry that I chased them round the front garden a few times and can you believe, I got sent indoors.
Mummy was angry when she spotted the pee-pee and I heard her saying something to daddy that evening about buying a new rug. I wasn't too perturbed because I thought, mummy knows I love that rug and she knows I love playing the 'rug-rug' game, it's great fun by the way, I bite it and try to drag it and failing all else, I pretend to dig a hole in it. Imagine my horror when I walked into the room and saw that my rug-rug was missing and there was a new, (non shaggy I might add) rug. I tried to act all nonchalant about it at first, but then my temper got the better of me and I gave mummy a telling off.



On a more positive note, we went for a long walk on Saturday to the haven. It started out very sunny, but I was still in two minds about going for a swim.


But, i just couldn't resist the big stick.


The further along the haven we walked, the muddier it got, my legs were so dirty it looked like I was wearing little black boots.


By the time we reached the beach it was freezing, but I clocked the ice cream van and headed straight for it. Mummy was so cold she wanted a hot bovril, but good old daddy bought ice creams instead.



Well, that's about it for this week, see you next time.


Love and woofs
Dino xxxxxx
Location: Fareham, UK

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