The diary of a disabled dog blog

Hello everyone Goodness me I've had a busy ole week. Last Sunday we infiltrated a walk for 'poo' dogs, not dog's that poo, cos I do quite a lot of that, you know, dog's like: cockapoo, maltipoo, peekapoo, yorkipoo, you get the idea. Well anyway, I pretended to be a shih-poo and no one seemed to notice. We all met at the doggie delicatessen for cakes, which was a great start. After cakes, we all set off for a walk through the woods. I was very popular with all the other doggies, mind you, when they're en masse, those poo types have a very nefarious attitude, they were in and out of dirty ditches, no wonder they are called "poo's." I on the other hand, stayed very clean and did lots of posing for photographs, don't tell anyone, but I stole the show. Whilst I don't like dirty ditches, I've regained my confidence in the water. Mummy took me to the beach and we found a nice river leading to the sea. I just love d...

Hi everyone, I'm a bit out of sorts this week, I've heard mummy and daddy say the holiday word a few times, which means I'll be packed off to auntie Jean and uncle Keith's before you can say Jack Robinson. I love my auntie and uncle, but I do miss mummy and daddy. Mind you, mummy's not in my good books at the moment. Last week while we were at the park, I met a new doggie, he seemed ok, a bit too friendly for my liking, but I try to be sociable. Anyway, I'd sort of had enough of him sniffing my bits, when he decided to jump up at mummy and I thought, hang on, are you after my treats? I decided to rough him up a bit and mummy really shouted at me. She had the cheek to say "Stop showing off" imagine my embarrassment in front of all my friends, my street cred has gone right out the window. When we got home I stormed straight off to my crate, if I could have slammed the door I would have. Mummy said "Stay there and sulk then." ...