Game of bones.


Hi again,
I hope you've all had a good week. Mummy says that lots of you are reading my blog which is very exciting, so a big woof woof thank you from me.

Well, last week when I wrote, I was on my holiday at my auntie Shirley's because mummy and daddy were in Spain (again!) I quite like going to auntie Shirley's because she's got two pomeranian doggies who I get on with tremendously. In fact, I was trying to teach them how to dig dirty big holes in their mummy's garden, but when we got caught, because I was the only one with a dirty face, I got the blame.



It's like the time I found a baby bird in our garden, I wanted to play but all he wanted to do was sit there chirruping, I decided to pick him up, gently mind, then mummy came running out, acting all hysterical and grabbed him off me. The rest of the day mummy spent tending to the baby bird, I felt quite neglected I don't mind telling you. Anyway, eventually mummy put the bird back in the tree in a makeshift nest and his mummy and daddy came for him, we had to sit quietly in the conservatory and watch through the binoculars until we knew he was safe, it was very boring so I tend not to bother with birds now.



My routine is all back to normal now I've been home for a week, daddy gets up very early in the morning which doesn't interest me, well, until I hear the toast pop up, then I'm up like a shot, unbeknownst to mummy I always have some of daddy's toast then I sneak back to bed. Mummy and I tend to have lie ins most mornings (don't tell daddy) then we get ready and go to meet my friends at the park, mind you this week the weather has been awful so mummy's had to drag me out, call this summer!!!


After our walk I suppose you'd expect me to be very tired, on the contrary, that's when I like to upturn my toy box and play chase and tug of war with mummy, after that I have my afternoon rest.


When daddy gets home from work we all go for another walk and sometimes when they're not looking I eat sticks, look at this one I pooed out, it's miraculous!


My favourite is going to the pub, mummy and daddy take me there every weekend and everyone looks forward to me arriving. The bar staff give me special biscuits which mummy allows as a special treat and you wouldn't believe the stuff I find on the floor to lick up, yum yum.

Well, it's been nice talking to you but it's time for me to go to bed, I always take myself off to bed at 9pm on the dot, isn't that clever of me.


See you next week
Love and woofs
Dino xxxxxx
Location: Fareham, UK

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